I must be too annoying 4 u.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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