I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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