I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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