Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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