I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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