is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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