i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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