i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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