Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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