Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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