if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You ruined the universe
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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