Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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