She said her name was "party"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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