never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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