Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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