it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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