This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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