Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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