i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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