my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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