Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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