Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Aleeus2010 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(808): View more from Hawaii

i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed

Fav 25 4259 1313
share tweet
(313): View more from Michigan

No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.

Fav 11 1112 4120
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(518): View more from New York

no really all good couples have similar hair colors!

Fav 42 1516 3778
share tweet
(323): View more from California

No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.

Fav 24 8023 1327
share tweet
(973): View more from New Jersey

I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.

Fav 7 1149 4842
share tweet
(415): View more from California

Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.

Fav 13 6413 1541
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(613): View more from Ontario

Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party

Fav 4 1428 728
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(918): View more from Oklahoma

So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.

Fav 2 829 598
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(937): View more from Ohio

I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door

Fav 0 18 39
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT