This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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