I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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