problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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