What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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