So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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