Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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