The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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