Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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