She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Randomize
