Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Michael Bay diarrhea
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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