I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize