She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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