Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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