Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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