do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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