Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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