I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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