Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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