Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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