Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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