tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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