physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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