How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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