In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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