I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Randomize
