No stitches, just platelets and will power
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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