I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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