This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
