Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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