We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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