Where is the hickey?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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