Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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