Whod you bang
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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