I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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