Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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