How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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