ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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