Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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